do you ever just sit there with your hand on your boob
is this what girls do
yup
im a really shitty friend because ill ask you whats wrong but when you tell me i wont know what to say
if you point out how many times i say “like” in a conversation i will most likely leave and never talk to you again
if you insult me ill just agree with you probably
Cosmo tip: When he inserts, whisper “Swiggity swag it’s in the vag”
MY GRANDMA READ THIS OVER MY SHOULDER AND NOW SHES HYPERVENTILATING
Swiggity sweeling she must know the feeling
My life is about as organized as the $5 DVD bin at Walmart
To me, songs are kind of like bookmarks. Have you ever listened to a song that you haven’t heard in a while, and all of a sudden, all the memories of that time period come back, and you remember what your life used to be like. They’re like milestones in your life.
I don’t understand why some people aren’t okay with sitting at home doing nothing like why do you need to be with your friends constantly don’t you ever want time to yourself jesus christ
EVERYONE GO TO KANYEWEST.COM
HOLY SHIT
i literally cannot convey how long i fucking laughed after i realized that boobytrap backwards is partyboob
i really hope that this does not end up being the text post that defines my entire tumblr career
